Many Ukip supporters raised concerns about his drinking levels after noticing he was holding a pint in virtually every photo taken of him.
Yet a PR spokesperson for the ESA said they had managed to portray the incident as an unexpected success.
The research found hundreds of millions of Christians do know the date of their faith’s main holiday.
Four months into serving lattes and cappuccinos, Henry Williams is starting to doubt how useful learning the theory of existentialism really was.
The HS2 project, which aims to connect London to the Moon via a high-speed link followed by a second phase encompassing Mars and Jupiter, is now “up in the air”.
Labour announce plans for the upper chamber to be elected through a series of televised shows.
Although content with the idea of allowing thousands of poor people to drown, many party MPs expressed disgust at the prospect of damaging trade for small-scale businesses.
Prime Minister said he has had a change of heart about the danger such “fitness fanatics” pose to the country.
Experts are predicting another exceptionally high non-turnout following the 92 per cent of students who couldn’t care enough to press a button on a computer last year.