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Child benefit is to be replaced by a guess-who game of whether or not your husband is an undercover copper.

Undercover police to replace child benefit

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In a radical shake-up of the welfare state, child benefit is to be replaced by a new lottery system of police officers going undercover. Under the new plans spies for the force are to impregnate women, with those who discover the true identity of the father